Certificate of gold bullion ownership

The process of birth of a big corporation is long and complicated. I am an example of a man who achieved it all by himself... I managed to build a globally known corporation starting from scratch... One day I decided to open a bistro near my house and time proved that it was a good investment. Time was running an I was growing in power and in money! Today I own the master franchise of the most commonly known chain of restaurants in the country... I am the boss of all of that, don"t you believe me? Try to look for my name on every single product served to you in one of my bars and cafes and you will see. The only problem now is how to store all the money I earn? I hate charity and I would never give a single penny for that. I prefer to convert my cash into gold bullion (recently my experts advised me that gold bullion is the best way to save place and store funds). But just a couple of weeks was enough to see that even this bullion idea is not totally okay. Maybe I will try the method of certificating my gold bullion ownership. This will allow me to keep the bullion values in a bank and storing only a certificate at my place. Any time, any day I am able to change the paper for gold or straight for cash. I hope everyone who reads it hates me now... you all envy me, people!